Monday, April 27, 2009
we survived
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Todd and Ted's Excellent Adventure {also known as: If my Fate is to be Eaten by Lions, this Weekend may be when it Happens}
When we told some other friends this is what we are doing, they promptly went to their computer and pulled up a picture of a big male lion coming out of one of the bathroom-type facilities at the campsite. It should be noted that they did not take this picture themselves, but said that they found it posted somewhere at the entrance to the Reserve or something like that. It could be fake. But still...
So, this is how the conversation went from there.
Me: I am not taking my kids to the Kalahari unless you have a firm plan for what we do when lions come into the campsite.
Ted: Lions are not going to come into the campsite.
Me: They might. Have you not read Cry of the Kalahari??? Lions were in their campsite all the time. {BTW, this is a very great book by two Americans about the three or four years they spent in the Kalahari studying the lions and hyenas, back when virtually no one had done that. They eventually made the government mad and are now banned from the country. Recommended reading.}
Ted: Ok, well we will just be safe.
Me: JUST BE SAFE?? What kind of plan is that?
Ted: Ok, I will look into it.
Me: I am not going unless you have a plan.
Me to Todd the next morning in our office: I am not taking my kids on this trip unless you and Ted come up with a plan for what to do if lions come into the campsite.
Todd: much laughter.
Me: I am serious, and I KNOW you have read Cry of the Kalahari. Then I tell him about the picture of the lion coming out of the bathroom facility.
Todd: Oh, that is not good. If we are going to be eaten by lions, it will be much cooler to do it while fighting them off at our campsite then to just be surprised by them while going to the bathroom.
Me to myself: I am going to die.
Since this time, Todd (but not Ted, I should say) has managed to identify two strategies: firecrackers, and lots of really strong bug spray.
Deb (Todd's wife and I) on the other hand, have tried to think of how we will design the layout of the campsite to have the quickest escape route from the tents to the trucks. Deb also came up with the most intelligent and creative, yet practical, strategy of all: buying Depends for late night emergencies, so as not to have to wander out of the tent in the middle of the night and risk being surprised by a big ferocious beast...
Keep your fingers crossed for us.
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Mountain Climbing
It is well known that there is a trail to the top of the hill. In fact, there is a cell tower's red light that acts as a beacon at night. You would think the bulb burns out from time to time. There are many legends and stories about Kgale. For one, security types warn of robbers waiting in the bushes ready to take everything from unsuspecting climbers. Amy's security briefing at the Embassy last year warned of this and stressed not to go there: "A while back a couple drove to the foot of the hill. Husband says 'lets go', wife says 'no'. Husband goes up. Husband comes down in nothing but boxer shorts." Also, there may be man-eating leopards. Officials from the United States (even Peace Corp) are not allowed to enter the area. This of course made finding a way to the top even more intriguing... I (Ted) should bring some of the kids too. To complicate things, the girls' school is nearby. Everyday I dropped off the kids, Kgale would taunt me.
The next round of US expats that went through the Embassy briefings early this year heard of no such warnings. Also, we found out that Kgale groupies scale the peak every Saturday and Sunday morning as the sun rises. Taking the Embassy's silence and the safety of groupies into consideration - I made a plan. A nearby family from Iowa has two girls about Eden and Hope's age. With the increased security of the 'buddy system' we could not fail. Early one Saturday morning (about 7am), the girls and I set off with the family from Iowa. I had enough granola bars and water to last a week in my backpack.
This was the sign at the parking area (one of the lower lower peaks in the Kgale area is an aggregate mine):
There were several dozen empty cars in the parking area, so we figured they had pressed on in spite of the warning. We noted it was Saturday and they likely were not using dynamite on the weekend and started our climb...
After about an hour, we reached the summit. A bald expanse of an area where groups mingle, rest, and take pictures. We were no exception.
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Tuli Block
- It is at the eastern most point of Botswana, right at the tip where Botswana, Zimbabwe and South Africa meet. This is along the Limpopo River, and it is geologically different than the desert-like conditions of most of the rest of Botswana. We thought it would be pretty and interesting.
- The real reason: It gave Ted an excuse to rent a massive 4x4 diesel truck for the trip. The 6 hour road trip to get there includes very rural and rocky terraine that Ted insisted required the use of the crew cab Toyota Hilux pictured below. It actually was more of a necessity than we knew - the Corolla simply would not have made it. The last 50 kilometers of our trip were on some very challenging, axel-breaking rocky dirt roads and included a washed-out bridge that required us to literally drive through a river. Ted was in heaven.
We stayed at the Mashatu lodge (http://www.mashatu.com/). Much like other lodges, it includes a morning drive to seek out wildlife and an afternoon/evening drive. A drawing point, though, was that the lodge also houses scientific researchers. Three scientists are currently there, studying wild dog re-introduction, lions/leopards, and elephant populations. To raise money to fund their research, you can hire them to ride along with your drive and explain their research.
A special interest for Ted was getting close to a Baobab tree (Adansonia digitata). They are more familiar to people in the dry season after they have dropped their leaves (it is late summer in Africa now). Without the leaves they appear to be upside down with the roots instead sticking high into the sky. Our guide explained that folklore throughout the area says that God made these trees last and instead of carefully planting them, he tossed them down to the ground and they landed upside down. These giants live for thousands of years and dot the horizon if you know what to look for in the area we were visiting. Our guide took us to the foot of a very young Baobab at the top of ridge. They estimate the age of the young tree at 500 years. A short time after Columbus discovered America.
In the picture below are our guide and driver, Mallman, and our tracker, Morgan, with the giraffe bones. The are both Batswana who have worked at Mashatu for several years. They knew their stuff.
Lastly, we (Ted) saw a buried water pipe (daughters grumbling). The terrain is very rocky so the piping is buried very shallow. The rocks were added in this area to protect the piping (the only water supply to our camp) from the heavy footsteps of elephants.
Saturday, March 7, 2009
The Rest of the Story & An Ode to German Print
The Rest of the Story Part I: Campus Unrest
After they closed the campus in the middle of the week due to the violence, it was announced that the campus would stay closed for the rest of that week and the whole following week. To make up for it, the mid-semester break was cancelled, and the semester was extended by a week. Then a couple days later, it was clarified that this cancellation did not apply to graduate students or international students. Now, if you are paying attention, you will have noticed that means that if you teach both graduate and undergraduate classes, you have had your mid-semester break taken away, your semester extended by a week, AND you did not get the week off for the cancelled classes. And, if you are an international student or an exchange student, enrolled in undergraduate classes - do you have class during the off week, or do you not? None of this made much sense - totally poor "planning", if you can call it that. So, there was a bit of confusion and mild unrest on the part of the faculty at that point. Honestly, I think most faculty just made up their own minds of how they would handle the schedule situation, without broadcasting it to administration.
When students returned after the semi-closed week, the unrest actually started right back up. This lasted a couple of days, in which some classes were again disrupted, sand thrown in the face of professors, etc. At this point the faculty and staff had lost their patience with the administration and called a meeting to organize a bit of protest of their own. They confront the Vice Chancellor, took a vote of no confidence in him and called for his resignation. At that point there was some talk that the university would have to close for the entire semester.
Then...suddenly...it all got quiet again. Things for the past week have seemed completely normal. I finally asked my grad assistant what had happened, and she said that they (the govt. or the university, not sure which) had given the students money. Problem solved. (?)
The Rest of the Story, Part II: The Dogs.
Mama (the dog) had her puppies. Only two this time, not eight (thank God!). She had them in her own front yard, not ours (thank God, again). The SPCA did finally come for a visit, but it happened to be a day in which the owners had taken a tiny bit of interest and moved the puppies to the back yard, where it could give the appearance that they were being tended to. We reminded the SPCA that the reason none of the dogs were starving was that we were feeding them (not the owners), and that it is not a sustainable situation once we are gone. They took no action but promised to come back. In the meantime, we have not seen or heard the puppies in a week or so. We are not sure they are still there. If they are gone - and we absolutely hate to think of how that was done - it happened much sooner than with the last batch, and before the girls could get completely attached. So, life goes on with us having two informal foster dogs that do bring pleasure to the girls and a combination of pleasure and terror to Trey. And, they bring us gifts. Today I got a chewed-up but otherwise lovely pink slipper - just one - from who knows how far away...
An Ode to German Print:
Now, a bit of fun Tswana culture. The traditional clothing of the women here is known as German Print. The fabric comes in three colors (blue, brown, and red) and a seemingly endless variety of patterns. You can buy the fabric in any of a large number of fabric shops, then take it
to any one a very large number of tailors to design you a dress or skirt. (There are some street vendors that sell pre-made dresses, but the vast majority seems to be made-to-order). This is seemingly done by even the poorest of people, and german print seems to be in style for every occasion. You see people wearing a german print skirt with an old t-shirt and slippers, or very elaborately decorated for a wedding or other special occasion. Once you figure out what you are looking for, German Print is everywhere.Way back in November, Charles (my Fulbright colleague) and I were invited to the wedding of one of Esther's relatives (Esther is the director of the Centre). Weddings are much more drawn out affairs here, with festivities one weekend at the bride's family home, followed by festivities at the groom's family home the next weekend. The roles and responsibilities of the extended family in family life here are extensive. This includes weddings. The extended family women, on the bride's side, lets say, prepare all the food, serve it, and clean, while acting as gracious hosts to the family of the groom. Then, the next weekend, it is the groom's family's turn to do all the work (the women, that is).
The fun part is that each side picks out a specific german print pattern and all the women on that side have dresses made from that pattern, each trying to quietly outdo the others with ornateness and originality. At the wedding that Charles and I went to, we didn't know anyone but Esther, and she was busy with the extensive hosting responsibilities. So, we amused ourselves by seeing how many different interesting german print dresses we could find. I forgot my camera, but thanks to Charles, here are some interesting photos to give you the idea.
This wedding took place in the village of Molepolole (mow-lep-e-low-lee), about 50 km from Gaborone. In addition to giving you some good representations of the german print style, I hope they will give you a good feel for village life in Botswana, which to me can feel very different, strikingly different at times, from life in Gaborone.
Another brown. I call this the "button" print, just totally my own made-up term. I believe this was the print chosen by the groom's family, You will note the woman is wearing an apron, as she was probably clearing the tables and doing dishes as this photo was taken.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Trey's World

Saturday, February 7, 2009
Puppies and Poop.
After feeding the animals, Eden even chipped in to help with the poop - see video below.